Epic Two-Person Action

If you have played Left 4 Dead you know that numbers play a nice factor in versus mode. Four on Four is the best, three on four is a bit skewed, and two on four is outrageous...

Well me and my friend Jon Oz decided we wanted to play Left 4 Dead, maybe we'd get some decent teammates... we were wrong, seriously wrong.

Blood Harvest: Versus
AlNeezo11- Me
NeeKiller- Jon Oz

Well, we started as the zombies, and only Oz and I made it to the safehouse. Our teammates were so bad that they before the bridge! Oz and I barely made it to the railway. Score: CRAP.
All four of the other team made it, so we were down by about 850 right from the start. Yee-haw.

So the next level we want to see if our team can actually accomplish something. And, lo and behold, I made it to the safehouse with all my teammates. Score: OK
Three of our opponents made it into the safehouse, I think Oz was the only one to kill anybody. So we made up like, 200 points. Now we're down about 700 points.

The Third level stunk, our teammates quit almost immediately, leaving Oz and I to finish the campaign alone. We got tagged about halfway through and got about 73 points as Oz left me alone and ran, making it about five feet.
Here comes the awesome part, they make it to the warehouse, and since it's two on four, they have four human players and we only have two special infected. Right when they leave the warehouse I get the TANK. I run up and incap this one loser who had been attacked by Oz so very many unsuccessful times and was in orange health. Bam, down. Three to go. I punch one player into a corner and incap him, two left. One person revives the first guy and they run back towards the warehouse. I re-incapacitate the first guy and throw a car at Zoey, who was running back to the 'house. Incapped. The final guy, I think Francis, runs outside the warehouse door and I drill him with the car, bingo! All four are incapped. And guess what? I got the All 4 Dead gamer achievement. :)

Alright, they scored 74, one more point than we did.

Fourth of five rounds: Amazingly, me and Oz make it to the safehouse... though our NPCs died outside...
The real amazing part is that one of their members intelligently runs out on his own, and we kill him... And then the final three get caught up in their fight and slowly, but surely die. Actually, one person ran at the end and made it to the safehouse. We made up about 120 point... Down by nearly 600 points.

Final round: we're nearly sure that our adversaries would all make it to the rescue vehicle and that at least one NPC would die. If we didn't get all four of us in the rescue vehicle we would surely lose...

Part 1: Our opponents have a strangler, he quits... now it is three on two. Odds are still highly against us. THey rampage through the level and make it to the farmhouse: nearly unscratched. We're doomed.
Just as it all seems lost, we start smoking and dragging survivors outside... Booming them and jumping them when they're alone. We put small amounts of damage on them and as they run back INTO the house, Oz becomes the TANK. He incaps one or two of them and they waste the remnants of health packs, minus like three.
Part 2: The rescue vehicle arrives, but before it opens to allow entry, I, as the tank of course, toss a large concrete slate (somehow) at Francis and incap him. They try to save him, and I die. I jump the "savior" (Louis) and pin him next to the vehicle, and when I'm killed he goes straight into the armored car. 3 Survivors make it out... Oz and I are pumped, if all four of us make it then we could-
Part 3: We walk outside, and start getting pummeled. We barely make it to the cornfield alive. Oz and I are both yellow, though the NPCs somehow were still green. AWKWARD. We struggle along through the field and eventually reach the farmhouse.
Part 4: Here is the final kicker: we heal up at the farmhouse, and use up two medpacks. We call in the rescue, and go upstairs. The NPCs follow. I'm boomed, and at the same time Louis is jumped and Oz is smoked out the window. Somehow, I sprayed all the zombies around me and saved Louis (Francis was boomed too). We all ran outside and saved Oz, who had about 30 health left. He heals up and the Tank music starts. We run through the house, and though he pounded on Louis a few times we manahed to avoid serious disaster... Louis, the stupid NPC, heals. We hold out until the next Tank, who beats on Francis this time. I don't know how but Francis had no medpack and only Oz and I had ones left... Francis had about 30 health left as the thrid and final Tank approached... I healed him up and risked being pelted by concrete... Luckily the giant stone missed and Francis and I ran through the house and Molotoved that bastard. The final Tank dies and the horde comes, as well as the rescue vehicle...
Finale: We're running to the rescue vehicle and as we're about to enter Francis is horded and boomed. His health drops so fast he enters yellow in about five seconds... If I hadn't healed him he'd be incapped. Oz is inside the armored van and Louis is helping me beat the zombies off Francis. Somehow, all four of us made it into the car... and all but Francis had green health.

To wrap this game up:
We score a huge bonus, and end up outscoring them for the thrid time... And we outscored them enough to WIN!!! We WON by about 75 points!!! Can you believe that? A serious come-from-behind, odd stacked against you story. Ahh... The Sweet Smell of Victory!!!

It was truly amazing, and will go down as one of my favorite Left 4 Dead games ever... And my best Tank performance!!! BY FAR!!!

- Alex Nee