Last Night

Last night was nothing special at all. Two rounds of L4D with one ending in its typical style: they quit.

Uri was late, and he almost ruined our plans to work together. Thanks Uri.
AND my batteries were low, so my controller would randomly stop working and disconnect! NOES!!! And nobody had batteries to replace them. MEGA-FROWN...

AlNeezo11- Me- Zoey
NeeKiller- Jordan- Francis
Baconautor- John- Bill
Bacon(1)- Uri- Louis


No Mercy: Versus

In level one I got 107 kills (the most of course) with the shotty. And we all made it to the Safehouse... During the level Jordan punched two hunters at the same time... and killed them both! Two hunters, one punch! It was pretty sick. Score: 1112

We rocked them, and they got out to the road and we killed them all... nobody on their team survived. I had this epic boom where I jumped from the roof, into the alley, and they shot me... spilling bile over all four of them! Mwah ha ha ha ha!!! Score: 68

But Wait There's More!!! Before they quit on level two (at the start) we found out we were robbed of four points in the total score!!! We went from scoring 1112 to having only 1008!!! What the heck!? Anyhow, they quit in the face of our awesomeness... a fate we're used to by now.



ROUND 2:


No Mercy: Versus

Same characters, same players...

This round was much more epic than the previous round... believe me. We played against this guy, Spaghettidinner, and I gave him crap about his name the whole time... while focussing all my attacks on him... just 'cuz I liked his name. Anywho, we fight brilliantly through the apartments, and then we suck in the alley... no lie I think we all got jumped and/or smoked at least once in the alley. John got hurt from the flaming barrel, awkwardly... And so we fought our way to the street. Here's the kicker: I was using an UZI!!! Yup, no shotgun this time... and I ran out of ammo before we even reached the police car with the second pistol. Great. But the duel pistols worked out for me. We all made it to the safehouse and here is the serious kicker: SCORE: 1112!!! I am not lying, we scored the exact same amount!!!


This time the opponents were actually partly competent... at least for the most part. They moved slowly through the apartments, with us raking on the damage. They had used all their med packs, minus one person, when they reached the room with the medpack inside. They slowly made it to the car, with the alarm, and SET IT OFF!!! Mwah ha ha ha!!! That sealed their fate. One person, I believe it was Spaghettidinner, ran to the safehouse, healed, and came back out... One person was still alive by then and was running for it... But Jordan jumped Spaghettidinner and got the Lamb 2 Slaughter achievement (thanks Jordan!) and Bill was taken care of by the Smoker. So they all died outside the safehouse, LOL. Score: 93

Level 2:


We all did fairly well into the subway... but when we made it into the giant basement, I got smoked, and Jordan startled the witch... I tried to save Jordan but I couldn't move. Luckily, John Field had a Hunting Rifle and sniped me free. Nice shot. And we barely rescued Jordan. The swarm upstairs hit us hard and we all took tremendous damage. But we healed up and moved on upstairs. When I ran down the stairs, the boomer was standing randomly right there at the corner... Somehow, before he even got a chance to puke, I blasted him... FASTEST REFLEX EVER!!! And to top it off, nobody was boomed, not even me. EPIC FAIL. When we finally made it outside Jordan and I ran up ahead, but Uri kept getting pinned... until they both got boomed. Jordan and I ran back to help... But then I started to get smoked each time I moved... THEN the car alarm went off... MY GOODNESS! But we all made it inside, somehow. Score: 1378


Unfortunately for them, none of them made it to the safehouse. LOL. It was almost so bad that I laughed. They barely made it to the subway trains... and only had thre medpacks left by then!!! One guy intelligently ran ahead alone, abandoning his teammates... and he got pinned and killed easily. As the other three entered the large basement, we gave them a hard time. We didn't kill them all until they made it upstairs, and they didn't even get to open the door. Mwah ha ha ha!!! Score: 189


Level 3:


This level was bad for us... But we still did alright. We struggled to try and break open the large door, but ended up using the lift. We started taking a lot of damage, and nobody seemed to ever help me when I got pinned... So I was in the orange the whole time. When we made it inside the ammo room upstairs we constantly were attacked by hunters, where the heck did they all come from!? GOODNESS!!! So we barely made it into the warehouse, even though I threw a pipebomb inside before entering (I usually do to clear the room) there were still a ton of evil zeds!!! I hate them so much. (Dude, my mom's all like: "Why do you love Zombies so much? What redeeming value is there in being obsessed with zombies?" and then I laugh each time she asks me and answer: "I HATE zombies, but I LOVE to KILL them!!! The redeeming value is that I'm saving and protecting the world from an immoral evil!!!") Anyhow, The Tank spawns and freakin' owns Uri (threw the lift at him) and punches me (now I'm red...) I run, and Jordan turns to shoot it. He incaps Jordan. As I run, I get pinned... and Jordan somehow shoots it off me. I have like, 7 health now. In that time John got incapped. I was all alone, with 7 health. But the Molotov I threw must have finished the Tank off, as well as the constant pistol fire. I was about to be smoked, but Uri killed it. I was healing at the time the Tank died. I then revived Jordan, Uri, and the John. Somehow... the forklift that fell on Uri glitched him. He was stuck in one spot for a minute, then teleported on top of my head, and the forklift disappeared! It was strange. We made it to the sewer, where Uri died and John Field failed (again) to get the CROWNED achievement. LOL! But I ran ahead of the rest and got to the safehouse, and when Jordan entered he had 1 health!!! And the smoker stupidly runs in and incaps him. I laughed, and then rescued Jordan, who healed a bit. 3 Alive. Score: 752


However, we did better than they did. My favorite part was when Jordan smoked Francis (then an NPC) out the ammo room window and I stood in front of him as the Boomer. Yup, they shot to save him and killed me. He was swarmed so fast it was HISTARICAL!!! He died in like, ten seconds. They made it to the area with all the fuel tanks, but they were red and orange. So we got a tank and incapped the freaks, and that was it. A pretty simple task that perfectly executed. Score: 62


Level 4:


Here is where everything turned south. We failed to work together and the Tank just constantly wrecked us. John went up to the Witch to try and get a headshot, and Jordan starts shooting it! John gets all ticked, and Jordan get incapped. I'm so busy laughing I almost forgot to save Jordan! LOL! But we got him and made it up the hall. Suddenly, a horde strikes and swarms down the hall behind us. Jordan, Francis with an Auto-Shotgun, turns around and is all like "Oh my God! Here they come! There's so many of them!" He pulls and holds the trigger, and about fifty zombies die in about ten shots. Yup, absolutely WAXED!!! We survive into the elevator, and Jordan is smoked and the door closes on the tongue, but he is still stuck. It was weird. When we reached the top and the elevator stopped, a dead body suddenly floated through the floor and into the elevator. It was strange. Gotta love game physics (DAMN GAME PHYSICS!!! I boom and there was a tension wire in the way, so it blocked by bile! DAMMIT!!!)... Well we get out and the Tank appears. Incaps one, incaps two... Hits me. I'm in the red. I sneak behind the elevator to heal. Now I have 85 health, and come out to shoot the Tank... He hits me into a wall, and I get incapped. DAMN GLITCHES!!! I went from 85 health to 97 incapped... Darn it. Of course, he destroyed our last man. Score: 111 (Lame)


Our turn: I vow to kill Spaghettidinner for the sole fact I want to. So each time I attack I made a conscious effort to try and get him. But a lot of times I just hit Zoey instead. I just keep hunting and pouncing the losers, but they freakin' still live!!! I did 1235 damage as the Hunter alone that round!!! It was pretty sick if you ask me. They slowly made it up to the elevator, before that one guy got hit by the Witch, and I laughed. Anyhow, when they reached the roof I was the Tank, mwah ha ha! I took the power generator in front of the elevator door and threw it inside, incapping two. I got 'toved and killed, but that hurt them a lot. One person ran ahead, and was easily disposed of. The last three almost made it to the safhouse, but at the final corner we boomed them and killed them all, since they had all been incapped twice. (Funny story, Oz comes in for a few minutes to watch us. I had done so much damage to the Survivors as the Tank, that when I spawned as a Hunter, I ran into the elevator whilest the were reviing two members and ran through Zoey, beat on her, and incapped her in one fell swoop. Ha ha! Take that! But then stupid Spaghettidinner killed me, how ironic.) Score: 138


Finale:


This was probably one of the biggest EPIC FAILS in my Left 4 Dead arsenal. We fight our way to the top, but in the upper hallway, John sees the FINAL Witch and creeps up on it, but then Jordan says "On the count of three... 1, 2, 3!" And opens fire, naturally it incaps Jordan. Weirdo. John gets all mad at Jordan again, I was surprised he didn't headshot Jordan... LOL. We make it to the roof and seem to struggle with our health as the hordes come. But we somehow manage to beat the first Tank. However, the second Tank killed us all. I was one of the last two running, and I had green health. I got stuck with a zombie pounding my back (I really hate that tribute in the game, that you STOP when hit from behind. Ya, you'd naturally be slowed a little bit, but not THAT much! It makes running impossible!!!) and the Tank got me. Yellow... So I tried running, he hits me into a corner. I know if I unload a clip into him he'd die (he had been shot so many times he'd HAVE to die!) So I begin, and lo and behold I have three shots, and start reloading. I drop the F-bomb and get slashed across the face, and get incapped. The last guy gets smoked and its over. Score: (Failure) 198


I'm pissed now and will stop at nothing to stop Spaghettidinner, I even tell my teammates to focus solely on him! "Do not let Spaghettidinner live guys!" I freakin' get ready for the throwdown!!! I get into the old Auto-Kill Smoker spot on the roof and get ready. I smoke Zoey, and she gets stuck on the ladder, DARN!!! They save her, and are quick to kill me... I noticed that the Smoker moves WAY slower after he's been shot... it's true, pay attention next time you're running away with the Smoker and get shot, you slow down. NO LIE. Or maybe it's my X-Box smiting me again... DARN YOU X-BOX!!! Anywho, we attack, and attack, and get them all into the red and boom them. I'm all like, SWEET! We can do this! But they all get revived and healed! I'm the Tank, and they freakin' destroy me in like, twenty seconds! When I spawned, I got stuck in some area and couldn't move (anothe glitch? or just pooer placement of the Tank?)... So I lost 50% health immediately due to that!!! DARN YOU L4D!!! But when they were running I saw Spaghettidinner limping his way up the ramp, yellow... I screamed: "KILL SPAGHETTIDINNER!!! KILL HIM!!!" And when I had spawned, they were all inside the Helicopter... DARN IT!!! HE LIVED!!! Score: 1680

Final Score:
Us- 3537
Them- 2069

Ya, we won again. Score one for the awesome-squad!!!

- Alex Nee