March 27

AlNeezo11: Me- Bill

NeeKiller: Jordan Geenlee- Francis

Baconautor: Uri Frazier- Zoey

Baconautor(1): John Field- Louis

(Later, Uri is replaced by Jon Oz, and then Uri replaces Jordan.)

No Mercy: Versus

Starts off like most of our games together-> Survivors, thinking we're gonna kick ass.

I use the shotgun in the first level, I think that since most of the level is close quarters and doesn't eat up ammo that it's the best choice. Uri and John had uzis, that's ok. It's good to mix it up.

Today we went down the stairs and waxed everything until the giant hole. I jumped down, and the rest followed, and we got boomed. Typical. We all made it to the street, where I got smoked time and time again. I threw the pipebomb to rid the streets of zeds (zombies). We normally go through the building and we did. We made it through relatively unharmed, and came out the other side. Like I normally do, I ran for the safehouse as the last three fought off some special infected. I cleared the lower levels for my teammates and we scored freakin' 190 points for the health bonus alone (1160 total points for the first round)!

The other team, well, though they had four players... they sucked. One person tried to jump off the edge, one person tried to save them but was pushed over the edge, one person ran down the stairs, was jumped, and then killed... and while the last person was lifting their teammates off the edge I pounced him. They scored a measly 5 points in the first level, and didn't make it off the roof. OUCH!

Level 2:

How we all made it, I don't know. After the first subway train we all got boomed, and were caught in confusion... and left like, one person behind. We all ran back though, to make sure he was OK. I forgot ammo, but luckily there were new guns on the table. Naturally I grabbed the Assault Rifle. The only one who didn't was Jordan (he grabbed the Auto-Shotgun). We ran up the stairs, and somehow the smoker smokes Jordan through the closed door... IT WAS CLOSED!!! So two of us run down and Uri is pinned... I run back up and shoot the Hunter off. How annoying. We run into the chamber, after killing a bunch of zeds, and get boomed! Uri gets pounched again and goes into the red, and I'm swarmed and spray fire... Uri heals and we go upstairs... where I'm brought to the red and heal up. After the epic door showdown I run up the stairs, pop a Hunter with a headshot... and startle the freakin' Witch!!! I'm all alone at the top of the stairs... and the Witch is beating down on me... I have two pistols, but what good will they do me? Luckily, Jordan pops around the corner (like four seconds later) and drills some shels into her throat. I went from 80 health, to 43 incapped damage... Three or four more hits from the witch and I would have died. Jordan healed me, thankfully, and we all finished the level.

During their turn some idiot ran solo to the door, and Uri jumped him, killed him, and moved on. I boomed them in the giant chamber and that sealed their fate. They raked up so much damage they were all yellow or red... without medpacks. They died quickly after. Right, we scored 1025 and they scored 73, barely.

Level 3:

This round was embarrassing... We barely got out of the diner and up the lift... (We use the lift nowadays as the "door" breaks so much slower than it used to and is a waste of our time) when we're attacked! Jordan is smoked off and I save him... but we both lose a lot of health. When we rendezvous inside the building, we're boomed and horded... and without warning (no music or vibration) the Tank appears and kills one of us off... We all run, but are killed in the parking lot.

They were just as bad...

One guy ran ahead, alone. As he runs to the lift he startles the witch, but his teammates are just entering the diner! Stupid man. Three on four. We give them a hard time on the lift, and kill one of them before they get to the top. John jumps Bill and I boom everybody, and they all die... almost... Bill survives and runs into the warehouse room somehow, and is followed by Zoey... How she lived I dunno, she was and NPC... Jordan was the Tank and killed them off.

Score: 49 to 44, us

Level 4:

We ran through Round 4 really quickly. Though I got jumped once and smoked... and boomed... we all made it to the elevator relatively quickly. We did what we normally do: Hide in the corner behind the ammo cart and beat down... with me standing on top unloading my favorite Assault Rifle into the heads of the zombies... We rush into the elevator ("Game Over Man!"- Zoey) and right when the door opens, there's the boomer. I blow it up, and two people get boomed... but no zombies enter the elevator... weird. The witch is outside, and Oz goes up to startle it... but two fast auto shots from Francis were enough to kill it almost instantly. It was a fast and easy kill. We struggled to the safehouse and scored 1380 points.

The stupid freerider who does things on his own ran all the way to the elevator, before his team even finished the large room downstairs. He starts it up and is pinned, by yours truly of course, and killed easily. The final three are caught in the stairwell... and when they exit Jordan booms them. Oz and I jump two and the Smoker finished off the final survivor. GAME OVER MAN!!!! (Again, they barely score 66 points.)

Finale:

We don't care anymore, they can't win. We run up the ladders, and I'm smoked... but I live... barely. I have about 50 health, and heal up... We call in the chopper and hold off the horde. Though the Tank did hurt us A LOT, we managed to kill it each time and escape. All four of us made it out alice for 2104 points.

Our opponents were not so lucky. After failing to try to return to lobby during our turn (3 to 5 vote down) they were forced to play the Rooftop Finale... They all died. They put up a good fight, but Oz as the Tank sealed their fate. They scored 196 points... the most all game.

The final tally was 5713 to 372... Us of course.

At least this time the opposition didn't quit during level two or three... but poor Uri ddn't finish the level with perfect health. (Once, Uri was Bill and during a versus match he wasn't hit once during the Finale. He literally ended the level with 100 health... it was pretty amazing.)

Good night folks,

- Alex Nee