APRIL!

Hey guys, it's April! Only a few weeks of school left, but I digress. TO L4D!

Last night was mayhem, we started at around 11:20 pm, ha ha. So Jordan and Uri fought over NeeKiller, but Uri was more mature and gave up the fight. Way to show him up Uri. And I finally got some batteries (thanks John) for my controller. I need to buy some more, or there'll be no more Left 4 Dead! LES GASPOS!!!

Francis: "I say we just do it."

AlNeezo11- Me (who else?) - Francis
NeeKiller- Jordan- Bill (Long story short: He called Francis, I got Francis, and he was too late to get anybody besides Bill, who he hates.)
Baconautor- Uri- Louis
Baconautor(1)- John- Zoey

Blood Harvest: Versus

A typical Awesome-Squad victory... you'll see the pattern.

Level 1:
We ran super fast, as is typical in Blood Harvest 1... and we made it through relatively unharmed... until the end, where I ran into the safehouse alone to heal up and left my team behind. I usually do, it's nothing special. Score: 1092

They weren't so lucky. At the begining of the level, someone was smoked back towards the starting camp area... and then someone was forced off the cliff. Another person came to help, but was shoved off. Two people just hung there... someone was already dead, and the final person was pinned. I laughed so hard at the fact they made it about 10 feet... and then fell to their deaths. Score: 14 (LOL!) I did 495 damage to survivors. I also got FIVE Hunter jumps in ONE life, 3 were Francis 2 were Zoey.

Level 2:
Much more epic than level 1. (Have you ever noticed how Louis says "RELOADIN?" It's pretty funny!) So we made it pretty far before we ran into the Tank... and when we did we were at the train yard. The Tank followed me into a corner, but for some reason I was able to just run right past him. Lame Tank. Though John had low health, we made it fairly quickly to the safehouse from there. We healed up inside, as is our custom... and I stood in the door... and it closed on me.. I WAS STUCK! Stupid door... so I opened it again. Jeez, that hurts when a door is closed on you, especially giant heavy-duty metal doors! Score: 1116 (Me? I got the most kills: 119)

Has anybody noticed we usually score 111?

During their turn, two members quit leaving Amitch2744 all alone, but he went for it. At the bottom of the starting stairwell a Boomer jumped down and was blown to pieces. Jordan, in all his intellect, was pretty impressed. "That was a GREAT boom by the Smoker..." Naturally, I gave him crap about it. "Ya, the Smoker is great at booming Jordan." Anyhow, when Amitch made it to the room with the alarmed door, he refused to open it for a good five minutes or so. So we just kept attacking for fun. We assumed he was hoping someone would join, but then changed our opinion to the idea he didn't know how to OPEN a door. Eventually he opend the door and we threw him a party. Unfortunately, I got really sick and threw up all over Zoey and Louis. The party animals followed up and incapped someone... When all four of us were dead I was stoked: "Hey, we're all dead! Horray!" Anyhow, when he made it to the train yard we killed him... and it was round over (NPCs don't count in Versus). Score: 77 (Not bad, considering I boomed all four of them about 3 times)

Level 3:
It was an epic race to the finish! We all ran at full speed to see whole would make it to the safehouse first. I made it to the train-handle first and moved the train... but I got smoked and Jordan saved me... barely. But John and Uri ran ahead, up the fallen bridge. Uri got stuck with a zed and John won the race to the safehouse. Uri followed closely behind, and then somehow I made it up next. Jordan was all like: "If I didn't save you I wouldn't have come in last." I replied: "If you didn't save me you would have come in last, as you would have been third... and there would have been no FOURTH." Jeez Jordan, get with the program! The most surprising aspect was that John laid low the whole time... with Uri up front almost the whole time... and at the last second, as Uri raced me to the handlebar... John crept into position to take the lead... SNEAKY BASTARD!!! LOL. Anyhow, we all survived... but when we got to the safehouse... Uri ran outside... and GOT INCAPPED RIGHT OUTSIDE THE DOOR BY A ZOMBIE!!! LOL... And then we closed the door on him... and then saved him later after laughing a lot-> Score: 1496

Amitch quit.

As I said, a typical ending... the Awesome-Squad kicks so much butt that they force the opponents to quit... EVEN IN BLOOD HARVEST!!!

Does Anyone Remember This Glitch? I Remember When I Found It... John Was Yelling At Me To Drop The Canister, So When I Got Inside... I Dropped It... And Ironically It Landed On Him... He Meant For Me To Get Rid Of It BEFORE We Entered... Cuz He Already Knew About It!!! LOL!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bb5x93LeGQ0

-Alex Nee