Blood Harvest: Versus
AlNeezo11- Me - Zoey 
NeeKiller - Jordan - Francis 
Baconautor - John - Louis 
Baconautor(1) - Uri - Bill 
Level 1:
Naturally we ran through the level quickly, and as cleanly as possible. Well, nothing special happened at all. We ran through killing everything and scored 1036 points.
Our opponents weren't so lucky. I killed Francis with the Smoker... before they crossed the bridge. And my teammates took care of the others pretty quickly, leaving our opponents with 282 points.
Level 2:
How we got through so quckly is beyond me. We ran and ran and even made 2 people quit. When we reached the safehouse Jordan and I both had 85 health. It was pretty epic. We ended with 1451 points.
Again, they weren't so lucky. They started to run through the level... But after three quick incaps I eventually killed Francis... again. That made him quit. So the last dude tried to make it on his own, but after those 3 incaps by moi they really had no chance. They all died and barely scored 45 points.
Level 3:
Typical end to a typical Awesome-Squad game. We ran through the level, and when we reached the train and the bridge section I ran ahead and started the train. However, when the train hit the bridge it collapsed on top of John, incapping him. Everybody got swarmed quickly and John died. The rest of us made it up the ramp and to the safehouse, scoring 916 points.
Right inside the safehouse at the end of our turn the last guy quit. The level started and 4 NPCs plauged the starting room. We were about to quit, after three minutes of nothing, when someone joined. They left the safehouse, and quit immediately. The end to a typical game.
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Then I played a few solo campaigns with some random non-LIVE users on my X-Box... it was alright I guess. Then Jordan and I played some co-op campaigns and beat them pretty effortlessly. (Dead Air and No Mercy)
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No Mercy: Versus
So here comes the Lame and Stupid part...
AlNeezo11- Meh- Bill
NeeKiller- Uri- Zoey
Baconautor- John- Francis
Baconautor(1)- Oz- Louis
Level 1:
We made it out of the apartments just like we normally do, relatively unscratched and unharmed. We walked out into the street and tossed a pipe bomb. Cleared the streets. We go through the back rooms and just as we are going outside... I toss a molotov... but am pushed by someone jumping out of the window. And I throw the 'tov into a wall. Oz and I got stuck. Behind a wall of flames. Just as wee get outside, I run towards teh subway, along with John. But Oz is Smoked back pretty far and John is pinned. I shoot the hunter off, but the body lands on the car and sets off the alarm. Stupid stupid stupid!!! I start down to the safehouse, assuming Uri will save Oz as he's standing right next to him. However, Uri gets pinned... John gets swarmed... I get boomed... and Oz dies. Somehow, I managed to heal up in the safehouse and rescue the other two. Score: 702 (LAME)
But, we redeemed ourselves... sort of. Francis ran downstairs immediately and I smoked him. The only person downstairs with him gets pinned... and the two people still upstairs get boomed. They save the pinned person (Zoey) and then rescue Francis, who I incapped myself thank you very much. They made it downstairs to the kitchen, where their fates were sealed. It was over once they reached the giant hole as Louis had died and Francis was incapped. We killed them all before they left the apartments. Score: 29
Level 2:
A much better showing thank you very much. We made it through relatively easily. However, I saw the Witch and while my team was horded... I shot it on impulse. (It was in the middle of a mandatory passage subway train). I got incapped instantly, if you know how the Witch works... and had about 30 health by the time anyone actually shot it off me. My fault, my stupidity. But the rest of the time we were pretty epic, killing the Tank rapidly or more so... he was so stupid he stayed in one spot and tried to throw rocks at us, while he was on fire. He died. We ran through the last part with some ease, which was a nice change of pace for us. UNTIL SOMEONE SHOT THE CAR! Who did it? I dunno. I just know it wasn't me. Score: 1295
Again, they stunk. One dude quit, I think. Well they made it to the station where we jumped, smoked, and boomed them simutaneously... and then another guy quit, leaving two. We incap one... and then he dies. They make it to the actual subway tracks and Uri ingeniously smokes a guy towards the Witch. Intelligently, the guy (I think it was godinme777) shot at Uri hoping to kill him. Got the Witch, killed Uri, and was killed by the Witch. Same spot as it was for me. Ha ha ha ha!!! Two guys left... We boom them, and incap them at the same time. One more guy leaves, leaving godinme777. Score: 36
(Oh ya, during this level they continuously tried to vote us out of the game. A "Kick Baconautor" vote was voted down fast, followed ten seconds later by a "Kick AlNeezo11" vote, voted down too, and then I laughed and told Uri he was next... lo and behold "Kick NeeKiller" followed, and was again voted down. We were all like, are they stupid or something?)
Level 3:
At this point we're expecting a normal end to our game: where the final guy quits. However, he is joined by SHAWN WAN. So, I guess it gave him some confidence. Later on through our turn two more joined up, which ended our hastily made remarks. The Tank spawned once we left the diner, and I tried to draw him towards the gas station... he didn't follow me. So I just killed a ton of zombies, then ran up and helped finish the Tank. Oz got incapped, however, since the Tank focussed exclusively on him. Dumb Tank. We hopped up the lift and got into the ammo room. The rest was relatively smooth sailing... until the tank room. We usually head to the side room with its manhole and jump down at the same time. However, Oz fell into the manhole and I followed to make sure we were all covered. Uri and Jordan (Ya, Jordan was switching in now for John). stayed up top as Jordan healed and got a medpack. Just as Uri was jumping down he got smoked. I tossed a perfect 'tov, which lit the Smoker and killed it... but it was too late for Uri, he was incapped. If he had had about ten health more he may have survived to make it. I tried Uri. We made it through the rest of the level, and got horded at the safehouse. I locked myself inside, healed, and then saved my teammates, who then healed. Score: 761
Alright, SHAWN WAN led to the quit of godinme777 and would have led to me quitting as well. They ran into the parking lot with the gas station... killed our Tank... Jordan, you're the worst Tank, LOL. They then blew up the gas station, hid in the "secret room" above the station, and SHAWN WAN ran out... and into the flames of the gas station. I-D-I-O-T!!! Hunter jumps him, incaps him, and he dies really fast. How much stupider do you get? They make it up to the roof... but not much farther as the rest of them are easily picked off. (During this time godinme777 and one other guy quit). Score: 38
Level 4:
CommittedTEDDY becomes my new archrival for this game. I choose him to hate. I rush outside, and am immediately smoked. Nobody comes out to help me and I lose 50 health. Right outside the safehouse thank you very much. >:( Anyhow, we get upstairs and move out pretty rapidly. We rushed up to the elevator and fought off the horde. I was pinned three times and smoked twice... boomed twice as well. How I lived, and only took about ten damage, I dunno. Inside the elevator we waited for the next surprise... As we exited, there was the Tank. Boom, boom, boom. He throws John off the side (Jordan is in for another person now) incaps me, and incaps Jordan. Uri tries to live but is incapped by a horde, a Smoker, and the Tank. I was a bit ticked. Score: 138
However, I made it my goal to attack and kill CommittedTEDDY. Shawn WAN, the dumbass, was quickly team-killed after some more stupid actions that made him a liability. We weren't doing too hot until they reached the elevator hallway. (SHAWN WAN quit by then.) I smoked then, Jordan pinned them, etc. We did incremental damage (with me focussing on CommittedTEDDY of course) until they barely made it into the elevator. I climbed up the side as the "unspawned" Smoker (since you travel faster if you haven't spawned yet) and when I spawned at the top... I slipped off and fell all the way to the bottom. LAME!!! But, they all died right there at the elevator. Score: 84
Finale:
Here's the STUPID part. I hate quitters, I really do. So I run up the stairs and up the ladders. We make it easily to the room on the roof, asside from the fact I tok fifty damage for intelligently jumpung off the wrong side of the roof. I heal up, and just as I finish... I call in the Chopper. My three teammate all jump off and leavethe room. I'm alone with two controllers: NeeKiller (who died) and AlNeezo11 (who will never quit). So I'm alone, trying to fend off the horde by myself. I do alright, until two Hunters both try pinning me down... and one gets me. Rats!!! I didn;t even bother recording the score it was so bad. It makes me mad when people get all egotistical and think: We're going to win! We're up by 2000 points, there's no way they can do it. So I vote to kick Baconautor, and I don't know how... but I managed to kick him (which kicked Baconautor(1) as well)... Leaving me with my two controllers.
Unlike my dumb comrades, I have seen people score 2000+ points on the last level of No Mercy. And given the skill I have seen from them as Survivors, I wouldn't have doubted that with a lack of Special Infected that they would have scored 2000+ points... So I took it upon myself to at least kill CommittedTEDDY or someone, keeping it to only three at most. It was a hard fight as I could only send one Special Infected at a time after them, and they all ganged the Tank and killed it within seconds. Well, to hop on my high-horse I did pretty well. I did smoke Louis (CommittedTEDDY) for 20 damage, and incapped Bill with the Tank, but the real genius showed when I incapped Francis. I chased Francis to a remote corner of the roof with the Tank, and incapped him in a corner. I chased Bill for a bit, but then got killed. Bill rescued Francis and ran back to the room in the middle. Francis stayed to heal up. He was really close to the helipad, and ran up when the helicopter showed up. I Smoked him (with green health) as AlNeezo11, then NeeKiller spawned as the Tank... right under the helicopter. CommittedTEDDY jumped out of the helicopter to save Francis, but guess who was right behind him... the TANK. I shot him into the wall, and chased him down until he got incapped... Only two people survived!!! And I was working all alone my friends... All alone.
We won: 3090 to 935
Mwah ha ha ha ha!!! Mess with the best and you go down like the rest.
- Alex Nee
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