No Mercy for Anyone

Last night was epic: 2 Rounds of No Mercy Versus
The cast was the same both times.

AlNeezo11: Me (wow)- Louis
NeeKiller: Uri- Zoey
Baconautor: John- Francis
Baconautor(1): Jordan- Bill

Round 1:
Scores:
1- 1120/ 59
2- 58/ 16
3- 1557/ 20
4- 1506/ 18
5- 2160/ Missed
End- 6401/ 439

I'm trying out a new score layout... but I'm thinking it takes up too much room... Hmmm...

During level 1 we all made it, naturally. But when it was their turn I smoked Louis before he had a chance to jump down the hole in the apartments. He died. It was epic. And then I ran out to go and help my friends on the street... Uri pinned one person, and I smoked the "rescuer." I was the Smoker the whole time and never died once that round. Yay!

When we were playing level 2 I told people to molotov the Witch, but Jordan wanted to try and get CROWNED with a normal shotgun... He was killed by the Witch when I got pinned and everyone else got horded. FAIL. Then, when we made it to the large "basement" room with the pillars, the Tank spawned, Uri was incapped, and John and I were boomed. We got pummled afterwards. The Tank died, but John had too little health to fend of the rapid spawning Boomer. (It spawned every 5 seconds! I swear!) But they didn't do any better, they did worse.

Alright, I don't know what the logic was during level 3 but after the Tank I went to inspect the "secret room" above the gas station for weapons, everyone followed me! I said I'd do it alone and run back to the lift... But oh well. Then, Jordan goes and runs to the lift, without telling anyone. NEVER DO THAT! He got pinned and we didn't know where he was. What happened next was beyond me: we jumped down, and SOMEONE (we believe it was Uri) shot the gas tanks!!! C-R-A-P! We scatter like ants and boom! We barely survived, and barely reached Jordan before he died. ALL BEFORE WE MADE IT TO THE LIFT!!! Damn.... While we ran across the roof John got smoked, and each time we tried to cross something happened. So I just ran downstairs and opened the door for them. When we finally made it to the sewer John Jordan couldn't get down the manhole. It was actually pretty funny... but eventually he made it, after yelling for about a minute. And when we were safe inside the safehouse... the door closed and Francis threw a molotov. The whole room was on fire, thanks a lot. But during their turn I incapped two in the lot, and yellowed Francis... they all died outside of the diner.

Level 4 was pretty good. We encountered the Tank right away in the first open room... and he chased me all over the place. But we unloaded and beat it pretty easily. During the course of the level I ran out of ammo twice (Assault Rifle) and forgot to restock at the elevator... oops. But we all survived. They weren't so luck. They felt the WRATH OF URI!!! Mwah ha ha ha! In the same room we had the Tank, they were attacked. Uri incapped three of them, and the last one was a piece of cake. It was blatant they stunk that round.

Finale: Ah the epic finale. We all escaped and found that if someone acts as bait and 'tovs the Tank, and someone is up top with the minigun, then the Tank falls fast. It worked pretty well. They, again, FAILED. All four of them stunk! The first guy around the block I smoked off the side into the elevator shaft. Then they got boomed. Then they got jumped. Then they got boomed again. And somehow three of them made it to the roof. Then they got jumped. And smoked. And then boomed again. And one guy JUMPED off the roof onto the ground, and incapped himself. Idiot. And the last two got pinned. It was an EPIC FAIL.

Like we normally do, we won.

Round 2:

Quickly after the game ended I hit START GAME since all four were still in the lobby. We began round two, mwah ha ha ha!!! To my surprise they actually tried the first level without quitting.

Scores:
1- 1164/ 72
2- 1368/ 4
3- 1372/ 40
4- 1434/ 47
5- 2040/ QUIT
End- Us: 7378

Pissed that they quit in the middle of the final level. If you're at the finale, at least finish it.

The only person who stayed on board to level 2 was senojxxx, who only played because he bowed to our superiority. He must have seen us as a diety. (He quit level 4). We decided to SPEED ROUND each level, trying to get through as fast as we could... and we did amazing.

At the end of level 1 Jordan and I BOTH had 97 health... and I never healed once. LOL. I had the most kills to, 32. HA ha ha! But NeeKiller did the most ZOMBIE DAMAGE: 761. Respectable for the first level and without a Tank. We no lie finished in about 1 minute flat. Maybe a few seconds more, but no more than 1:20. It was amazing how fast we flew through that level. Naturally, they all died. I got that sneaky bastard who tried to run for the safehouse. LOL!

NeeKiller did the best level 2, with some triple digit kills. I don't know how. But we ran through the level again, and never gave them time to set up. We even killed the Tank really fast. We ran through, set off the car alarm, ran into the safehouse, healed, and won. They started one of the worst rounds ever. I was the Tank a few seconds after they exited the safehouse. And I ran into the area right below the safehouse, and incapped THREE of them. Jordan, I think, incapped the last one. All four were incapped right under the safehouse... scoring only FOUR points! FAILURE!!!!

Level 3 was interesting. I think what we did regarding the lift was the best thing we have ever done, well, since we can't beat the door down. Uri and I ran through the diner immediately and straight to the lift. John and Jordan ran to the back room to check for weapons. Uri and I rode up the lift and ran into the building really fast, while John and Jordan came out to kill any possible Smokers. Uri and I grabbed some ammo, ran downstairs and opened the large door. By the time the door opened, John and Jordan were just reaching it. Everybody was green and the horde hadn't even arrived. We blew through the rest of the level pretty quickly, and no Tank spawned. I ended up with 196 kills, it was pretty wonderful. When we were the INFECTED I jumped Francis off the roof while he was alone (it was Francis, an NPC)... then I got to kill him down below. They made it to the room above the ammo room, but that's when Zoey got jumped and died. Yehaw!

Considering the Tank was in the first large reception room we made it fairly quickly. If we didn't have to fight the Tank almost immediately, we would have made it to the elevator in about a minute instead of two and a half. But once we made it up top we breezed through the level. Only, Jordan got smoked off the edge of the hospital and I had to save him. Ha ha. But then, two more people joined... and the two that were already on kicked them. We were confuzzled. As the Infected I tried smoking people off the ledge in the first large reception room, but I couldn't get them for some reason. Two more people joined, and were again kicked. We laughed because you need three votes to kick, and two people would be together and for some reason kick themselves. Weird... So John was the Tank and stirred up commotion upstairs in the second reception room. I was surprised by the appearance of a new player, and I screamed their name: "KINKYSLAYER!!!" I thought it was funny, nobody else did. I smoked him off the ledge I was trying to for so long, and he was the last one. John tried to Tank punch him out of my grasp... but somehow missed. Ha ha. Eventually he killed me, team-killing noob. ;)

The finale was epic. We literally OWNED them. They did so little to us, and all four of us lived. They quit right after we entered the helicopter, lame-ohs.

Ah well, that's what happens when you rock.

- Alex Nee